Halloween Sluts: Part 2

Remember a few years ago when I wrote about Halloween costumes that take the slut factor up a notch? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for women dressing any way they like, any day of the year, including Halloween. And I'm trying to use "slut" in descriptive way, not a derogatory one. Like Cady Heron says, "In girl world, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it." 

But let's be real, some of the costumes offered this year are totally out of control! 

There are new options for sexy food.

carrot, pizza, fortune cookie, Twizzlers, Ring Pop

You can pick a variety of costumes from the McDonalds line.

hamburger, Ronald, fries, Hamburglar, Coke

You can dress up as your favorite ridiculous pop star.

Gaga, Miley, and three kinds of Katy

If you're around my age, you can be something from our childhood!

Mr(s). Peanut, Gumby, Cabbage Patch Kid, Waldo, Sock Money

Or you can choose a character your kids are into and make it sexy, which is kinda creepy.

Buzz Lightyear, Minion, Cat in the Hat, Powerpuff Girl, Mickey Mouse

And there are a wide variety of sea creatures available.

jellyfish, lobster, shark, clown fish, dolphin

But you know what? I don't hate all of it.
Although I'm sparing you the super slutty costumes, there are quite a few this year that I really love.

Spice Girls!

Ginger, Baby, Sporty (check out those abs!), Scary, Posh

Characters from Tim Burton movies!

Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Sally

Pink Ladies from Grease!

Good Sandy, Rizzo, Frenchie, Bad Sandy

Characters from favorite '80s movies, TV shows and video games!

Pretty Woman, Ghostbusters, Jem, Zelda, Rainbow Brite

And these are the ones I'd definitely buy...if I had the body.

Day of the Dead doll, Rockford Peach, Ringleader, Litchfield inmate, Skeleton

Oh Yandy, you entertain me for hours.
Did I give you any costume ideas?


SMD @ lifeaccordingtosteph said...

I think the sexy costumes lack imagination and are an excuse to dress like one would normally crap on other women for dressing. I can't get behind that. I'm with you, dress how you want, but don't need a reason for it.

Sexy nurse? Seriously, has anyone wearing a sexy nurse costume seen what nurses go through daily? That is not how they dress, for a reason. So just go out as someone who wanted to bare her boobs and wear a skirt that plays peekaboo with your crotch.

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

I sort of love the Hamburgler... haha.

Ugh I HATE the sexy Ghostbusters costume... hate it. The whole point is to not "sexy" it up, IMO. If you want to be sexy, go as Dana when she's possessed. Again just my opinion. THe pretty woman one made me crack up!!!

I love the Grease costumes, even Sandy's cheer one, it's a bit too short (to be accurate) but, I do love it. The Tim Burton ones are cool too.

The spice girls ones are totally GROOL!

Jen K said...

I'm cracking up. Some of these are ridiculous. However, I have no room to talk. I'm going as Bad Sandy this year. I can't even breath in the leather leggings.

Misty, Handbags + Handguns said...

I love the Spice Girls and Grease ones. That's about it. Some of these are ABSURD!

Misty, Handbags + Handguns said...

Ok, I missed it the first time. The Pretty Woman is pretty hysterical. We may be going as OITNB inmates at work. We can't decide.

Karen M. Peterson said...

Some of these are so dumb! Who would want to be slutty pizza??

Jo-Anne Meadows said...

Ok these made me thing what the hell

Leeann @ Join the Gossip said...

I'm glad I was skinny during my slutty Halloween days lol! Although I just went as the naughty school girl most of the time and that was only a short skirt. Not even belly or boobs.

I just love the hamburger one. What girl wants to dress as a damn burger?!

Tiffany @ Polka Dotted Cats said...

SLUTTY SEA CREATURES!!! Omg seriously those are ridiculous but also if I was 21 again I'd totally be wearing that jellyfish costume!

But that Ronald McDonald...WHAT IN THE WORLD!

Jo said...

I wanted us to go as the Spice Girls this year but couldn't convince all my girl friends. Maybe next year. We did evil disney queens.

I have to admit, I really like the Day of the Dead one.