2.06.2013

Um...

I don't even know what to title this post because everything I have to say is so weird. Let's just get to it.

Dolce & Gabbana released a perfume for babies. The scent is inspired by baby skin and breath, mom hugs, and first smiles, which apparently smell like citrus, honey and melon. I wouldn't (and still don't) even put scented lotion on my kids. Who would put perfume on them?

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Jennifer Love is absolutely ridiculous in this video for her Lifetime show The Client List. Remember when she said she wanted to be taken seriously as an actress? Yikes.



The house that Freddy Krueger haunted in A Nightmare on Elm Street is for sale for $2.1 million. It actually looks like a pretty cute house, but there's no way I could live there. Could you?


I can't watch most human interest shows like Hoarders or Intervention because watching people with mental illness or drug/alcohol dependency for entertainment gives me high blood pressure. My Strange Addiction is the worst one. They exploit people eating cat hair, drinking nail polish, wearing diapers, bathing in bleach, snorting baby powder, and huffing mothballs. But people love these shows (are you one of them? I'm not judging!) and the new season kicks off next week with a couple who do coffee enemas several times a day.



Gregory Jacobs, the producer of Magic Mike The Musical, said that there will be lap dances on audience members during the show. Gross. I'm all for hot guys dancing around semi-naked, but don't let a stage actor with caked on makeup and sweat anywhere near me. I hate audience participation in theater. It's so awkward.




13 comments:

Misty said...

Baby perfume? No.

I'm with you. I wouldn't want to go see an interactive stripper musical.

SMD @ lifeaccordingtosteph said...

I'm totally against audience participation anywhere, ever; baby perfume; Jennifer Love Hewitt in general; and enemas in general.

I find Hoarders unbearable and itch/vomit inducing, and Intervention extremely upsetting. I've been ensnared in some of the My Strange Addiction shows.

Kat@shop.school.sleep. said...

baby perfume huh? weird!! Maybe I would get it for me!! haha and i would buy the house just to won it, but I would have nightmares (hahah pun not intended) and I can't watch Hoarders becasue it makes me anxious and I want to deep clean my own house after watching an episode

Peace Love Applesauce- Terri said...

I'm all for scented baby lotion... the Johnson's bedtime stuff is my fav. also, the green botttle! ..but I'd draw the line at perfume. Weird.

The house is soooo cute! Looks much different in the daylight, HA! But no, I couldn't live in it.

I don't watch any of those shoes.. Weird.

And I'm all for a Chippendale's interactive musical.. sign me up!

Melanie Montgomery said...

I can't think of anyone who would put perfume on their babies...except Kim Kardashian..funny that they came out with this when she's about to have a baby...hmmm...

Jodi said...

Perfume for a baby = so dumb! Who would use that. And no I would not live in that house. And I agree no sweaty men dripping on me during a Broadway musical!!!

Christianna said...

Perfume for a baby, that creeps me the hell out.

And Magic Mike The Musical...what the hell?

raisingahappyfamily-momof8 said...

oh dear! I stopped watching TV many yrs ago...ignorance is bliss..I have no idea what I am missing. perfume for babies?! oh my gosh..I thought toddlers in heels was stretching it...
I am your newest follower..pls follow back if you can.

daniela said...

Maybe the perfume is for adults who want to smell like babies? haha ugh let's pretend I never went there...

Leeann @ Join the Gossip said...

That Freddy house has been sale for several years. It's actually right down the street from me! I have never (that I am aware of) been by it but I should just for fun!

And the perfume is to put ON babies? That's weird. Really weird. And I'm sure expensive ha.

I went to a Hollywood Men show for a co-workers bday and I literally freaked out when they started trying to dance with the audience. GROSS!

Jen said...

I can't watch those shows either. They freak me out and depress me. My heart breaks for some of those people.

MiMi said...

What!! My Strange Addiction is AWESOMELY HORRIBLE!! Can't look away.
D&G. Come on.
And JLH...also...Come on. Eyeroll!

Tiffany @ Polka Dotted Cats said...

Magic Mike the Musical? Don't tell my mom...

Babies should NOT be perfume scented. They should smell like baby. Except baby food. Yuck.