1.14.2013

Cheers & Jeers

Cheers to Britney and Justin! They are both working on new music and will put out albums in 2013. Now if only they'd work on a song together. Or just get back together. She's single now! Oh yeah, he married ol' whatshername.

YOUNG HEARTS, RUN FREE

Cheers to Lily Allen! One of my favorite people ever gave birth to her second daughter on January 8 (Elvis's birthday!). Her newest baby, Marnie, joins big sis Ethel. I can't get over how cute those names are. Yay for Lily! Now stop baby making and start music making!


Cheers to Emma Stone! Love her. Love Ellen. Just watch:





Cheers to Ryan Lochte! Or jeers, depending. His E! reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, premiers in April. It will follow him partying, training, building his fashion line, making media appearances, dealing with his crazy family, and looking for Mrs. Right. I love him. I understand 100% that he's an idiot, but I don't care. He's just so fun to look at. I'll be watching for sure!



Cheers to Funny Prank Videos! Hilarious.




Cheers to Ashley Benson and James Franco! I thought they were a really weird fit when I heard they were a couple. He's a 34 year old genius. She's a 23 year old ABC Family star. But I like them both and they look pretty cute together. I got on board. Then this video surfaced. He's lip syncing Justin Bieber's song Boyfriend and she's…well…humping the bed? I love Franco and all his crazy, but it's just not amusing. Am I missing something awesome? Wait, maybe this is a jeers. Random fact: her ex-boyfriend, Ryan Good, was the Bieb's "swagger coach"? What!? 


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Jeers to The Academy  No best director nom for Ben Affleck? I can't believe it! At least Argo is up for best picture or I would have been really pissed. He won both best director and best picture last night at the Golden Globes, but it's just not the same. He's amazing and he deserves an Oscar!


Jeers to Destiny's Child. Don't get me wrong, I love some old DC songs (Soldier is my jam!), but the news of the girls reuniting is really underwhelming, since they're just releasing a CD full of songs they've already released, plus this super lame song that was probably recorded ten years ago. Not good.



Jeers to Taylor Swift. I don't really know why this is a jeer, because I really don't care. She and her boy-bander are over. They just got done vacationing in Utah and Virgin Gorda, and she was looking at real estate in the UK (Of course she was. What's up with that house across the street from her last ex anyway? Awkward!), but after two months of being totally in love and inseparable, they are done. Sources say she was way too boring for him. She wasn't interested in sex and all she talked about was antiques. Hahaha!  That doesn't surprise me at all. Take a break, Tay. Be single for a while. Write some songs about it.


In positive news, she looked amazing at the People's Choice Awards! The hideous bangs are gone (for the moment) and she looks grown up and even a little sexy. You go, girl. Show those high school ex-boyfriends what they're missing!


Jeers to People Magazine. In their latest issue, they name Ryan Gosling "America's Most Wanted Man". I think it was mostly a play on words regarding his new movie Gangster Squad but, come on, People. He should have been 2012's Sexiest Man Alive. This consolation prize doesn't make up for that.


Jeers to Al Roker. TMI, Al! T. M. I. There was no reason whatsoever for him to repeat his story.



16 comments:

Misty said...

So much to say!

I'm so excited for new JT music. Obviously, I'm excited for new Brit music too. I had a feeling she wasn't going to marry Jason Trawick. They seem mismatched. And I wonder if she's not over-medicated. She doesn't seem like herself.

The Golden Globes told the Academy to suck it last night with their love for Ben and Argo. So happy for him!

I DVR Ellen, so I saw Emma on there. I love her so much. I know Emma and Ryan are in relationships, but I think they should break up with those people and get together.

I had no idea James and Ashley were together. Odd!

I thought Destiny's Child was putting out new music. Oh no, this reunion is totally lame.

Last but not least, Tay Swift looked great at the PCAs. But dang if that girl doesn't have relationship problems coming out of her ass. I know you haven't watched yet, but Tina takes a dig at her towards the end of the Golden Globes. I think Taylor had already left. It's so funny!

Misty said...

And yes, Al's story is definitely TMI, but who doesn't love a good poop story?!

SMD @ lifeaccordingtosteph said...

Wouldn't it be amazing if Brit & JTimberlake posed for an updated matching denim outfit photo? Just for old time's sake?

I love Emma Stone.

I cannot stand TSwift. I think she's a talentless whiner who should concentrate more on who she is as a person and less on her flavor of the month. The man doesn't make you, girlfriends.

Ben got robbed. Flat out robbed.

MiMi said...

Al shit himself??? I gotta find that.

PS I'm not a lesbian but if I was I would totally hump on Ellen and Emma's legs.

You're welcome.

Kalie said...

I'm cracking up about your Taylor comments. Agree, everyone is so over her and her odd house buying habit.

Suze said...

I still like to think of Britney and JT together. 2007 never happened.

Neither did 2001.

Also, I agree with your jeers to Taylor Swift!

And I love pranks! The guy that did the echoing one does a bunch more and they are hilarious.

Cheers!

Kat@shop.school.sleep. said...

I love all your cheers and totally agree with your jeers!! I am excited for the JT single and was excited for Destiny's Child, but now meh...oh well the 90's comeback can't all be good!! Ashley Benson and James Franco are weird together!! I love love love Emma Stone...I can watch House Bunny or Esay A all day!!

Karen Peterson said...

That Al Roker story was seriously gross. What the hell?

Total mega jeers on the Ben Affleck thing. I am so mad for him. But I love that he started his Critic's Choice acceptance speech by thanking the academy. So funny.

And, yeah...Ryan Lochte. I'll probably watch the show, even if he's a total d-bag.

Leeann @ Join the Gossip said...

OK I have to watch the James Franco video but not at work because I don't want people to see her humping a bed and think it's porn lol!

But I think she's pretty and he's hot, so I guess it works...

Jodi said...

I think Taylor needs to date guys her own age. Enough w/ the 18 year olds. But being single for a bit might be good too.

She did look great at the People Choice awards.

Ashlee Miller said...

OMG that video is hilarious! I'm trippin lol

tara said...

I miss JT and Brit Brit and their matching outfits. Remember those ridiculous denim outfits they wore to some event a million years ago?

Lori said...

I wish I could just dig ditches. Oh how I love Emma Stone. She and Jennifer Lawrence are two of my faves right now. Love.

Also stinky and pinky. S glad you chose that picture!

Jodie said...

I LOVE that my boyfriend JT is coming out with new music!! I have Suit and Tie on repeat! I love it!!

I might have to watch the Ryan Locthe show to see if Nathan makes an appearance!

jessica renee said...

Oh I looove Lily Allen, Emma Stone too.

I'm seriously annoyed with James Franco. I don't get why he would do that stupid video? It's not even funny!!

Claire Kiefer said...

This is so hilarious--all of it!!

I had no idea James Franco & Ashley Benson were a couple!! The things I learn from blogs . . . you're right; it's an odd pairing. We'll see how it goes!

I've been watching the drive through pranks and OMG are they hilarious.

I hadn't seen Taylor at the People's Choice Awards, but you're right: she looks stunning. That outfit is perfect (as is her makeup, jewelry, etc.). In general, I find her WAY annoying, but she looks gorgeous there.