Cheers & Jeers

Cheers to Britney Spears! Oh, and will.i.am I guess, but he bugs me. Scream & Shout took a while to grow on me, but now I love it, even with Britney's faux British accent. No, ESPECIALLY with that faux British accent. She looks AMAZING and kills it with her signature arm dancing. But there's not really much going on and she's hardly in it. Oh and there's all that product placement, which is really annoying. Ok, yeah, the video really isn't that good at all. But it's Britney!!

Cheers to Ben Affleck! You guys know how much I love him. I'm so glad he was named Entertainment Weekly's Entertainer of the Year! He is seriously talented and soooo cute. I can't wait to get this issue in the mail. Swoon.


Cheers to Rashida Jones and Jimmy Fallon's Holiday Medley! I love her. I love him. I LOVE this.

Cheers to New Moon Bad Lip Reading! I love these so much. I laugh out loud the entire time. Taylor's "theriouthly" is the best part.

"I'm a sugar baby, for rabbits. And walruses."
Cheers to Team GB! Great Britain Olympians danced to raise money for Children In Need. Adorable.

My favorite parts are diver Tom Daley and the rowing team.
Tom Daley Took Off His Clothes And Danced For Charity
Tom Daley Took Off His Clothes And Danced For Charity
Tom Daley Took Off His Clothes And Danced For Charity
Tom Daley Took Off His Clothes And Danced For Charity

Cheers to the Stefani-Rossdale family! How cute are they going to Thanksgiving dinner? Also, did you hear that those "Gavin cheating with the nanny" stories are totally untrue. It was his sister in the picture!
Cheers to Basketball Carol of the Bells! Is anyone else in love with this commercial?

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Jeers to Kim Kardashian. I could list a hundred jeers for her, but this one is about how she accepted a date with Sgt. Martin Gardner to the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, NC for a photo op. She took a bunch of pictures before she left at 9:00, just 15 minutes into the dinner. Bitch.
Jeers to holiday Pringles. I'm a big fan of BBQ Pringles. Huge. They are one of my most guilty pleasures. But I don't really like the other flavors and these look down right disgusting. They are only sold in Walmart for a limited time, so if you are brave enough to try them, let me know how they are!

Pringles: Pumpkin Pie Spice, White Chocolate Peppermint, Cinnamon & Sugar
Jeers to Demi Moore. She's got a new, much younger boyfriend in 26-year old art dealer Vito Schnabel. They met at Naomi Campbell's 50th birthday bash earlier this month and were seen grinding and hanging on each other all night. He has previously been linked to Elle Macpherson, Alexandra Richards and Liv Tyler. I suppose I should be saying, "Good for her!" but it feels very pathetic to me. She seems to be in denial about her age and responsibilities to her daughters. Or maybe I'm just a prude...?

Jeers to Ke$ha. During an interview she asked her fans to send her a tooth. She received over a thousand so she made a bra top, headdress, earrings, and necklaces out of human teeth, then tweeted a picture of herself in the headdress. Gross. I think she's a weirdo and pretty annoying, but I do love her music!
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? to Jessica Simpson. She's pregnant again. I suppose that's good news and I wish her well, but man, she JUST suffered through the world's longest and largest pregnancy ever, and lost all the weight.
? to Dallas Buyers Club. The upcoming movie based on a true story stars Matthew McConaughey as Ron Woodruff, a heterosexual homophobic womanizer (say that three times fast) who is suffering through his final stages of AIDS. Jared Leto plays Rayon, a transgendered anti-viral drug smuggler, also suffering from AIDS. The pair try to help legalize drug cocktails that were once nearly impossible to acquire. Because of these illegal medications, Ron was able to survive six years, rather than the 30 days he was initially given. It actually sounds like a really great movie, and I can't wait to see it, but these very attractive men have totally transformed their bodies for the parts.

Matthew reportedly lost 38 pounds and look at how skinny Jared Leto is! Terry Richardson recently photographed him. I'll never understand how a role is worth putting your body through so much crap.


Misty said...

Britney has been looking so great in general. She looks fantastic in the video even though it's very weird.

I've already mentioned this week how hot I think Ben is. This cover... I approve. I'm going to have to pick up a copy.

Demi is desperate.

Kim Kardashian is an ASSHOLE.

I'm ready for Ke$ha's new cd, but girlfriend is a weird one.

Melanie Montgomery said...

Yes, jeers to Kim K. My brother is a marine, and that ball means more than her chance to get her picture taken and wear a dress.

Ah, "I love a nice egg...and you baked me a cookie." I am officially obsessed with bad lip reading!

Christianna said...

Oh Jimmy Fallon, can I marry you?!

Kalie said...

Grossed out by the Pringle flavors, disturbed by skinny actors, appalled by Kim Kardashian, and confused by Jessica Simpson.

SMD @ lifeaccordingtosteph said...

I love Ben Affleck. Always have, always will.

ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME WITH KIM KARDASHIAN? WTF. Seriously. That is hideous and awful. You accept and you stay through the event. Ahole.

Meghan @ Shine On said...

Kim K is a total beeyotch. That irritates me. So much.

Tiffany @ Polka Dotted Cats said...

I will be listening to that song on repeat. Probably for the rest of my life.


And holiday pringles...omg...but I will probably end up trying them. Probalby drunk trying them!

Karen Peterson said...

Bad lip reading makes me happy.

"I ran over a gummi bear."
"Want to get some pizza?"

Did you ever see that Christian Bale movie where he dropped down to 121? I think it was The Machinist. He was so good, but looked so gross. And then he had to put on 80 pounds of solid muscle for Batman.

Jen said...

I love Gwen and Gavin :) Those pix of Matthew and Jared are so gross. I think it's dangerous.

Kimberlee Van Der Wall said...

Great round up! I didn't hear the Gavin is cheating rumors but hope he never does. I'm still sad about Amy Poehler and Will Arnett :( Hope nothing like that happened with them. LOVE love love the Rashida Jones/ Jimmy Fallon mash-up and her dress!

MiMi said...

I just read Misty's comment and DITTO!!
I was gonna say all of that.
And that movie...holy crap what they did to their bodies.

Girls Love Fried Pickles said...

If Matthew doesn't start looking like a sexy beast soon I am going to suffer a breakdown.

jessica renee said...

I love your cheers and jeers posts!:)

Ben, Ben, Ben. I don't think I could ever get enough of him!

Kim K is the biggest bitch ever and she and all her people were stupid to think she wouldn't be called out later for going only for the photo op.

I think Dallas Buyers club will be a really good movie! It's amazing what actors will do for a role but more power to them.

Kate said...

Did you celebrate Britney's birthday this weekend? I made sure to listen to my favorite songs ;)

I don't get the losing/gaining weight for roles. So unhealthy!

Did Jessica confirm or is it still a rumor? I don't think it's healthy to have babies that close together (look at what happened with Tori Spelling with her last) but maybe it was a surprise?


Kate said...

Oh and I think Kesha is so annoying. I won't even spell her name "correctly" ;)

April said...

Brit looks amazing and sounds awesome as usual ... although the fake accent is not sitting right with me. Maybe it will grow on me ... the song is pretty rad. I like it!