10.22.2012

Halloween Sluts

Going to any fun Halloween parties this year? I seriously haven’t been to one since before I had kids. So, five or six years ago? Lame. Jacob’s going to one though. We can’t get a babysitter and it’s a bunch his co-workers so I’m not missing much. And honestly, I have no idea what to wear. I was never very creative when it came to costumes. I’ve been a nun, cowgirl, Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz, my sister. Yes, I actually dressed up as my sister when I decided to go to her party last minute. Totally lame.

In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it. – Cady Heron
  
I’ve never been one to slut it up on Halloween, but I honestly don’t mind when girls do. Jenna took the words right out of my mouth:


"A regular girl turns into a slut. A slut turns into a super slut."
I love her.

Sexy nurses, cops, firefighters, school girls, French maids, referees, devils, witches, cats, playboy bunnies, wenches, cheerleaders, flight attendants, fairies, etc, I thought I’d seen it all. Until I discovered Yandy. Need a costume idea? How about sexy food?

hamburger, banana, grapes, corn, lime wedge

Sexy Mario Bros


Sexy animals

elephant, rooster, dinosaur, honey badger, tarantula

Sexy mental patient


Sexy Sesame Street Characters



The worst one ever? Sexy baby. Ew. On soooo many levels.


Did I give you any good ideas?

15 comments:

Jen said...

I have never been a big fan of dressing up. And I never did the slut look. I just can't pull if off :)

MiMi said...

The rooster?? That's a slut?? Stupid lookin' slut! LOL

daniela said...

I don't even know where to begin but SERIOUSLY - the slutty baby? There must be something illegal about that...

Tiffany @ Polka Dotted Cats said...

omg the chicken/rooster. I just died! I have been a slut bird for the past 2 years. Big bird and then an ostrich. This year I totally phoned it in and am going to be a slut nun.

Stephanie said...

I love these, they crack me up. I do, in fact, usually dress like a slut. No shame! Not this year though, but definitely in years past - last year was a slutty racoon. That was pretty hilarious.

Kimberly H said...

I'm not really a fan of Halloween in general, but a few of my friends convinced my husband and me to go out with them next weekend. We decided to dress up as a hunter and a deer - he already owns the blaze orange and I just have to buy some brown clothing and a headband with antlers. Super easy. I don't mind girls who go for the slutty costumes (if you got it, flaunt it!) but it's not for me. We'll be comfy and warm :)

April said...

Jenna Marbles ... so effin awesome! Ha!
No parties for us this year ... two years ago, hubby and I went to one dressed as pirates ... total waste of money for outfits we only wore one time, but it was a fun night out.

Misty said...

You made me barf a little in my mouth. I hate slutty Halloween costumes. You can look hot without looking desperate. Sexy Mario Bros, Sesame Street characters and babies?! I hadn't seen these. Ew.

Misty said...

Oh, best thing about this post.. Jenna Marbles!

Christianna said...

OMG, sexy baby? What the hell?

tara said...

i love you for quoting mean girls! we are dressing up as pirates at work this year and it's proving to be a little difficult to find a non-hooker costume! i guess we'll see..

Kari said...

I love how you dressed up as your sister! And the sexy baby....ew!

Mills said...

The slutty animals are hysterical. I'm trying to keep it clean this year. It's kinda hard though when everything is hooker-tastic.

Ah 'ef it, I'll probably slut it up and black out. Juuust kidding. Kind of. :)

Jodie said...

I'm not big on dressing up for Halloween anymore... but if I was this year I like the sexy mental patient... probably because of American Horror Story is on!

Peace Love Applesauce- Terri said...

Yeah, I could never pull any of those off even if I wanted too.. HA!