7.26.2012

Eff, Marry, Kill - Friends

Yay! Michelle and Heather's linkup is back. It's so much fun!

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I've seriously been watching Friends every night for the past two months. I haven't watched it in years and I have a ton of shows on my TiVo to catch up on, but when 10:00 pm rolls around I make sure my teeth are brushed and my face is washed so I can climb into bed to watch for an hour. That brings me to my choices for eff, marry, kill. Not Chandler, Ross and Joey. I'm looking for die-hard Friends fans to choose between three of Rachel Green's boyfriends: Joshua, Paul or Tag.


Joshua
A recently-divorced customer who regularly uses Rachel as a personal shopper at Bloomingdale's.





Paul
Elizabeth's father. After Rachel joins the three of them for dinner to talk up Ross's good side, she starts dating Paul.





Tag
Rachel's inexperienced but attractive new assistant at Ralph Lauren.





I would definitely eff Tag. I mean, look at him. He’s stupid, but adorable. I’d marry Joshua because he was definitely the most normal. I’d kill Paul because that guy was weird! And he cried too much. So tell me, who would you eff, marry and kill?

18 comments:

Katrin said...

Wow, I love this post! I am a huge Friends fan and I think I have watched every season at least 10 times.
I think Paolo was the worst boyfriend ever. Eww.

Erin O'Riordan said...

This is a hard one, 'cause pretty much all of Rachel's bfs who aren't Ross were losers. It's a tough call, but I think I'd eff Paul, marry Tag (even though he's about as dumb as Jason Stackhouse - though less slutty) and kill Joshua. Joshua just does not do it for me at all.

My preferred eff would be Danny, though. With or without the yeti beard.

Victoria said...

i love that you resorted back to a classic :)

marry tag (sweet and a gentleman,maybe not as dumb as we think), eff joshua (he seems to have too much baggae) and kill paul (he was too cocky and weird)

Kat@shop.school.sleep. said...

I totally agree with you on the eff, marry or kill..Paul did cry too much!!! I LOVE Friends!!!

jennie said...

This is an awesome theme!!! I'm with you on effing Tag, but I'd switch your marry and kill because I found Joshua really annoying. Also, Paul had that nice cabin in the woods. Haha!

Terri Ann said...

Too funny! I think I'd have agreed with this. Plus, I do tend to do a mental "Josh-ew-a" when I meet someone with that name.

Ley said...

SO EASY.

Eff Tag. Over and over and over again.

I'd marry Paul, but that would result in a quickie divorce after he sobs uncontrollably during sex on our wedding night. Awkward.

I'd kill Joshua, because he just bugged me for some reason. Even now, I usually skip the episodes with him in them...he just rubbed me the wrong way.

Alyssa said...

I just watched the Joshua episodes the other day! Hilarious!! I think I'd marry Bruce Willis. I'm such a sucker for the older men!

Heather (GurleeGirrl) said...

OMG I haven't watched Friends in FOREVER! However, I do agree with your choices. Especially Effing Tag - he was just too cute.

Peace Love Applesauce- Terri said...

I'm backing you on your choices.. right there with ya!

Ashlee Miller said...

Haha great post! Paul creeped me out. I would agree with you!

Cole said...

I definitely agree with you!

Leeann @ Join the Gossip said...

Aw I forgot about these guys. I'd kill Paul because his "hair" is freaking me out lol!

R said...

Oh I love this! Nick @ Night plays Friends and I end up watching it after midnight when I can't sleep!

EFF - Tag. SEXY man!
MARRY - Paul. I have a thing for Bruce Willis.
KILL- Joshua

hotpants™ said...

I am going to have to eff Paul, but only because Paul is Bruce Willis. Ha! Marry Tag. Kill Joshua.

Nichole C said...
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Nichole said...

Hahahah, what an AWESOME line up! I love Friends. I'd so have to agree with your picks!

Karen Peterson said...

I think I'd have to agree with your picks. I did so love Joshua. And Bruce Willis was hilarious! But definitely too much of a crier.