1.05.2012

Eff, Marry, Kill - Mad Men

Guys, I’m going through withdrawals. Mad Men is supposed to air at the end of each summer, but because of disputes between AMC and creator Matthew Weiner the fifth season was pushed to March. I can’t wait anymore! I had a mini marathon over the weekend and since then I’ve had the mad men on my mind. And now I give you my choices for Eff Marry Kill brought to you by Blonde…Undercover Blonde and The Vintage Apple.


Eff - Don Draper. Duh. Who doesn’t want a romp in the hay with Mr. Draper? As long as it isn’t anything like Jon Hamm in Bridesmaids! But this is about Don. He’s hot. He oozes sex appeal. I may even have a cigarette with him when we’re done.  


Marry - Ken Cosgrove.  He’s so happy, polite and cute. He gets along with his bosses, co-workers and clients. And he’s an aspiring writer! I’d totally marry him so I could read “Tapping a Maple on a Cold Vermont Morning” and his two unpublished novels. Yeah, so he was kind of douchey in the beginning, but I think he’s the most stable person on the entire show. We’d get along swimmingly.


Kill - Pete Campbell. There are actually a lot of people I’d kill. I guess that’s what makes this show so good. I thought about killing Joan’s husband, Duck, or Lee Garner Jr. And if I could kill a girl it’d be Betty for sure. But I’m sticking to the office and killing Pete. He’s so annoying and mean and smarmy and smug. He kinda looks like my high school boyfriend though which makes it weird…or better? Kidding! I’m not that crazy.


So who would you eff, marry and kill from my list?
What would be your choices out of all the Mad Men characters?

20 comments:

Ashlee Miller said...

I have never seen Mad Men so based on your descriptions I would agree with you!

Mrs. Monologues said...

THOSE ARE THE PERFECT CHOICES! Oh Mad Men, love that show so much!

Have a fabulous day!
Mrs. Monologues

jennie said...

Oooo, there are a few eff-able dudes in Mad Men. I'm with you on Draper but I'm torn between him and Sterling. I fully agree with you that Pete's got to go. He's the worst. Love that he sort of looks like your old high school boyfriend! Ha!

Heather said...

Yes, Draper is an excellent choice!

Aubrey S. said...

Fantastic Eff Marry Kill. I agree; your choices are spot-on.

Casey said...

i wouldn't choose anything different AT ALL! Can't wait for MM to come back!

hotpants™ said...

I need to catch up on this since they have several seasons on Netflix. One of these days... too many tv shows, movies & books and not enough hours in the day!

Elle Sees said...

same choices. pete is the WORST
don draper....good lord, that is a MAN. yes, yes he has a sordid past, but whoo!

Christianna said...

Hahahahaha, I've never seen Mad Men, but these posts make me giggle!

Cole said...

You are so right! I totally agree. :-)

Sarah @ Simply Sarah said...

I haven't seen MadMen, but based on the pics, I'd definitely take a roll in the hay with Don Draper!

Leeann @ Join the Gossip said...

Ugh I've never seen an episode! As soon as I hook up my Apple TV that's going to change!

Sabrina said...

I just love that era.. heard it got cancelled?
the styling is insane! hottttt
xx-
sabrina
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Alyssa said...

I've never seen the show so I don't know but, Pete Campbell just LOOKS annoying!

Dree said...

Mad Men comes to Ireland in March {hooray!} so I'm afraid I am only in love with Jon Hamm as of yet. So I'd eff AND marry Jon Hamm.

Lauren said...

A THOUSAND times yes. Perfect show, perfect choices.

Victoria said...

hahah nice choices. i would eff draper in a second :)

Kori Donahue said...

I completely agree with your list and love me some Don Draper! I'd love for you to link up with me for Fashion Friday honey!!!! Check it out! Have a great weekend. Kori xoxo

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Sara Louise said...

I am SO with you! I am running out of patience waiting for Mad Men to come back! And I couldn't agree more with your choices, I never would have thought about marrying Ken, but you're totally right! :-)

Claudia said...

I'm also having withdrawals and your choices are good... I think I have a thing for bad boys though because although Pete is an A-hole, there's just something about him