Eff, Marry, Kill - Jersey Shore

Please don’t tell me I’m the only one in blogland over the age of 18 that watches Jersey Shore! I recorded the entire last season, but because there were so many new fall TV shows on, I put off watching it until this weekend. I watched nine episodes of these guidos and guidettes roaming the city of Florence and I loved every minute of it. Since they are fresh on my mind, I thought I’d link up with Blonde…Undercover Blonde and The Vintage Apple with my choices for Eff, Marry, Kill.


I give you MVP.

He’s a 100% certifiable super douche. If you didn’t think so before, this past season proved it. But he’s got those abs…

He’s the sweet, sometimes shy guy who loves his family and isn’t afraid to show it.

Pauly D
Besides his hair, he’s pretty adorable. He’s got the face, the body and the sense of humor!

Here's are my picks:

Pauly. He’s hot. Really hot. After we’re done, I’d want to be just friends so I could hang out with him on the regular.

Vinny. He’s so sweet, smart and really funny too. I’d marry him in a second. Plus, we all know he’s into cougars.
(I’m 32, does that make me a cougar?)

Mike. Hands down.

Your turn! What part of MVP would you eff, marry and kill?


Jennifer said...

I hate this show so could I kill all of them??? lmao

Heather said...

I don't watch the show, but I know who they all are. And I totally agree with your choices!

Jessica Renee said...

I totally agree with your choices!! And I had no idea you were even 32, you don't look it at all! :)

Mallory said...

Ha, you are definitely not the only one who watches Jersey Shore!

& I agree 100% with all of your choices. I lovelovelove Pauly and Vinny:)

Victoria said...

they all creep me out and i have never seen this show lol

cute blog!

kenli said...

i absolutely agree! although, i didn't watch more than 2 episodes this season. i was an addict for the first couple seasons, but i think i'm over it now.

i feel a little more intelligent this year. direct correlation i suppose.

Cole said...

Ha! I agree with your choices! Mike has GOT to go!

tara said...

Totally agree with you! Mike is disgusting!

Leeann @ Join the Gossip said...

Agree!...with everything but Vinny being sweet. He's kind of turning into an ass. He thinks that he's the shit now that he's Pauly's new wing man. However, my list would go down the same as yours still :)

Christianna said...

OMG, this made me laugh so hard! I really haven't watched Jersey SHore, so I don't have much to say on the subject! But I still freaking loved this post!

Seni said...

I agree 100%. I would really love to have my own Pauly to hang out with. He's so hilarious.